Travelers of Eluna

Ever wonder why it is said too many cooks spoil the broth? Because the broth ends up tasting like anything but broth. This activity will be a fun, creative way of testing that theory, albeit with a few rules.

The objective of the game is to write a story with as many authors as possible, but each author not writing more than one or two sentences in a row. Here's an example:

Me: "A long time ago, the god Nilsimus reigned over the earth. Displeased with its appearance, he stretched a hand out to create..."
Don: "...Walmart, with blue light specials Monday, Tuesday and Friday. Nilsimus saw the value in low prices, prices lower than..."
Noonlight: "...my college GPA. That's what happened after going to frat parties every night, getting drunk on..."
Poltin: "Eureka! Archimedes exclaimed, as he discovered the secret to..."

The rules are:

1) You cannot reply to your own post.
2) You cannot write more than two sentences.
3) Make the story as ridiculous as possible.
4) The story should NOT end!

I'll start off:

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"One morning, Don opened his eyes, stretched, and got out of bed. Looking in his bathroom mirror, he said..."

"Damn, I'm sure it didn't look like that yesterday! I blame..."