Corrupted wish game

[Poltin]

Granted! But the moose runs off and melts

I wish for fish.

[Noonlight]

Granted. But you are a piece of algae, so it's pretty bad news for you.

I wish for a holiday.

[Hylas]

Done. Green Day is now following you around playing their hit single over and over again.

I wish that somebody would corrupt this wish.

[DonBurns99]

Done. Now your wish actually does what was intended, but sadly you didn't wish for anything.

I wish there was more time in the day.

[Hylas]

Done, this day goes on forever, there are no updates to CQ and you are bored out of your frikkin mind.

I wish that 2=(3-1).

[Lunarossa]

You got it! Unfortunately, you're now obsessed with the number 2. ^^v

I wish I had an unlimited supply of ramune soda. (oSS)o (Soda Luna)

[Hylas]

Done. You drown in it.
:O

I wish I could rescue Luna from drowning.

[Lunarossa]

You do, but she takes advantage of the situation and robs you blind~ (o$$)o$

I wish there was a square root of -1. ^^v

[Hylas]

There is, but it's imaginary, and therefore doesn't exist.

Because this creates a paradox, you are transported to Soviet Russia, which robs YOU!

I wish that I could get XP for talking in the Siren.

[Lunarossa]

You do, and tons of it! Unfortunately, the Siren crashes while you are talking and you are transported into an inescapable alternate reality with the sound of silence as your only companion, rendering all the EXP you've gained useless.

I wish Cozyquest version 1.2 was released. ^^v