Corrupted wish game

[Poltin]

It is, but one of the changes is preventing rogues from stealing gold!

I wish I had a ferret with a fez.

[GingeVonDeeks]

Ok... but the ferret is a pyromaniac and burns the fez

I wish I pass all of my exams

[Lunarossa]

You got it! Unfortunately, they were exams for the army suicide squad and your next mission is in a terrorist-infested, godforsaken hellhole. ^^v

I wish there was an end to infinity. ^^v

[Hylas]

There is. You reach it, try to steal something from it, but realize that you never could have reached it because its existence creates a universe-destroying paradox that repeats itself as infinity reaches its end which, by definition of infinity, shouldn't happen because infinity has no end but because you reached it, it created a universe-destroying paradox that repeats itself as infinity infinitely reaches its end, which by definition of infinity, shouldn't...etc.

I wish the Siren was the way it was in the old days, 0-2 weeks after launch.

[Poltin]

Granted! But sadly, the rest of CQ reverts as well.

I wish that my takeout is ready...

[Noonlight]

Granted! But they got the order wrong.

I wish my pc could run perfect world...

[Hylas]

Granted! You make a character and devote countless hours into maxing its level, gear, skills, EVERYTHING, until you realize you made it on the wrong server.

I wish I could talk to you guys at mah camp.

[Poltin]

Granted! We all show up in person to LARP CozyQuest, while telling everyone we see that we know you!

I wish I would stop staying up until 5am every night (morning?)

[Michio]

And indeed you shall. But unfortunately you end up falling asleep at 5 PM every day forever.

I wish Luna loved me more then her Bro-Bro.

[Noonlight]

Granted... uh oh, here comes bro-bro...

I wish I was already in my new flat...